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Source: iamliketinkerbellRide ride, pony, tonight!
3 weeks ago
| Notes: 3
This is. Uh. What. Obviously.“P-e-n-i-s goes into the anus and ruptures the intestine.”
“Lesbians and gays rarely live past 40 years old because it is common for a partner to do away with them”
“DON’T GO GAY. IT’S NOT HEALTHY.”
“A high percentage of gay men in school grounds molests boys partly because they don’t have AIDS yet.”
“To avoid going gay like hillary clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gendered dorm.”
“He ruptured intestines as his partner became a corpse!”
“They cuss after coupling, they don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those who did treason by 2000 were gays.”
“Shoplifters don’t make good salespersons.”
“Gays can transform”
“They cry all day and rape each other hetero.”
“Understand that bisexuals always become insane.”
“Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabistause Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus a celibate or Judas a homo? You have to choose.”
I honestly don’t know whether to laugh or cry. And whether to like or dislike this. Because of the absurdity of it.
The guy’s reaction behind her pretty matched my own.
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Source: alyssa-entropy
3 weeks ago
| Notes: 5082
Good Lord….
Rockabilly Gotham by DenisM79
probably the best thing I’ve seen on the whole internet
Mmmmyessss….
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Source: gunslinger3 weeks ago
| Notes: 2148
"I’ve stopped classifying things as “love” or “friendship”
according to arbitrary superficial details—the feelings I share
with certain friends are so intimate, so beautiful, that it’s
ridiculous that I don’t call them lovers just because we don’t
sleep together. It’s fucking absurd that sex should be the
dividing line between our relationships, between which ones
take precedence, between who we play with, live with, sleep
with, who we take care of first, who we die with at last."
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From the zine Infinite Relationships.
This zine rules, get it here:
http://zinelibrary.info/files/infiniterelationships.pdf
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3 weeks ago
| Notes: 544
what if tho
I don’t understand the attitude of this kind of post. No one’s pretending their struggle is speaking for anyone else’s. This isn’t a contest for whose life sucks worse. Maybe I’m reading it wrong? But I just. I don’t understand what this is trying to say.
Source: calloutqueen3 weeks ago
| Notes: 6771
3 weeks ago
| Notes: 35295
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
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Source: harpaea3 weeks ago
| Notes: 20312
